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Patriotic American Flag Shorts

Your grandpappy was the king of backseat bingo long before Alabama frat stars were donning red, white, and blue American flag shorts. He knew how to spark a flame way before tinder, and he knew damn sure knew how to dress. In honor of the same man that gave the bird to the new world order, we present the American Flag Shorts collection. Here you’ll find athletic American flag running shorts for all you athletes, 4th of July shorts, and shorter shorts in the classic red, white, and blue. We got tons of men’s USA shorts, women’s American flag shorts and just about any other less lengthy pants you can’t find at a retirement home, unless it’s the 4th of July or it's your grandpappy’s.

Your grandpappy was the king of backseat bingo long before Alabama frat stars were donning red, white, and blue American flag shorts. He knew how to spark a flame way before tinder, and he knew damn sure knew how to dress. In honor of the same man that gave the bird to the new world order, we present the American Flag Shorts collection. Here you’ll find athletic American flag running shorts for all you athletes, 4th of July shorts, and shorter shorts in the classic red, white, and blue. We got tons of men’s USA shorts, women’s American flag shorts and just about any other less lengthy pants you can’t find at a retirement home, unless it’s the 4th of July or it's your grandpappy’s.

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American Flag Shorts Plus Beer Equals Summer

This summer’s forecast is hot as balls with a 100% chance of wearing shorts to avoid heat stroke. Ditch the cargo shorts and get patriotic in a pair of American flag shorts, because it’s too fucking hot outside right now to try and enjoy yourself in a pair of pants. USA shorts say “I came because of the freedom, but I’m staying for the beer.” So grab a twelve pack of Bud Lattes and raise one to the red white and blue while we tell you a little bit about the history of patriotic shorts.

A Partially True Nutshell History of American Flag Running Shorts

American flag running shorts became the symbol of athletic patriotism in 1936 when Jessie Owens wore a pair of USA shorts to give Hitler the finger—because nothing says “freedom” like gold medals and emancipating your legs from the dictatorship of full-length pants. Red white and blue athletic shorts remained popular until decades later, when the first pair of truly outrageous American flag shorts was born out of a creative collaboration between Evil Kneivel and Richard Simmons. Its fashion-forward descendants live on today as the specimens of patriotism you see here.

Patriotic Pride on the 4th of July with American Flag Shorts

So whether you’re wearing American flag shorts and drunkenly pretending to play basketball with the Harlem Globetrotters or getting shit-faced in USA shorts at a Kid Rock concert, patriotic shorts give you the confidence you need to get those digits, rip your shirt off, and cut a complimentary donut in the parking lot. We’ll hold your beer.

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