There’s nothing worse than a burnt space sausage, so we developed the best cooling boxer briefs in the entire milky way galaxy. We took our world famous Ball Hammock® pouch underwear and elevated them to a whole new level of cool. Meet The Polar Pair™. We may have requested some help from extraterrestrials, but we did our fair share of work by translating those crop circles into a blueprint for the breathable mesh fabric used on our cooling pouch underwear. Shinesty’s Ball Hammock® cooling underwear are like a portal that sends your little astro-nuts to the cool, weightless void of space. You must be wondering, does a cooling boxer protect against solar flares? Unfortunately not, even the best cooling underwear will disintegrate after being dosed with 800 picometers of pure sunshine.
It’s almost like having your dangling participle teleported to a galaxy of pure delight. If you’re in the heat it’s a no-brainer to snag some cooling underwear that will wick away sweat and actively cool your skin through cooling minerals integrated right into the brrr°™ fabric. Crush that yard work like never before knowing that SWASS is an issue of the past. Your grill game will never be the same, when you can 100% focus on getting the perfect char on that sweet T-Bone instead of worrying about charring your P-Bone. The Polar Pair™ cooling underwear are so chill you’d almost think they’re nihilist or something.
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