Find the Best Cleveland Browns Gear at Shinesty
Picture shopping for Cleveland Browns gear as a treasure hunt movie. As with all treasure hunt films, there is danger, intrigue and more than a few traps along the way. And when picturing a Cleveland Browns clothing treasure hunt flick - especially one produced by Hollywood - you picture an exotic location like Cleveland as the perfect setting for this. So without further ado, here is Shinesty’s Cleveland Browns apparel treasure hunt movie script:
Int. Room - Someone is at a desk looking at a computer. Another person is kind of close to them.
Oh check it, the best Cleveland Browns gear is on Shinesty.
Nice. Are you going to get a Cleveland Browns suit or Cleveland Browns overalls?
Are you serious? I’m buying both so I can switch off every Sunday.
Hey, I have an idea, as a historian and code-breaker, I have been searching my whole life for a rumored treasure dating back to the creation of the United States. What do you say we join an expedition led by fellow treasure hunter, find clues in an ice-locked Colonial ship in the Arctic Circle that might contain a clue linking the treasure to the Declaration of Independence?
Nah, I think I’ll just buy this gear and wear it.
I’ll take six movie awards, please.
Go Hard or Go Home in Browns Apparel
Believe it or not, the term ‘Go hard or Go home in Browns apparel’ was first coined in 1963 by a man wearing Cleveland Browns gear. Clarence J. Shinesty, a wise, strong-willed bean farmer, was toiling in his bean field preparing to head in and watch the Browns.
As he was nearing the end of his chores and preparing to finish toiling the last of his pinto bean field, the wheel on his tractor deflated. Here Clarence was, wearing Cleveland Browns clothing, almost done with his beanin’ work with a soft tire. He looks at the tire and says “go hard or I don’t go home.”
Wait. That’s not right. Listen, what I’m trying to say is that now that you’re at this Cleveland Browns apparel collection, you are just a few clicks away from being the best dressed Cleveland Browns fan. Don’t be like Clarence J. Shinesty. Go hard or go home in Cleveland Browns apparel.