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Detroit Lions Gear

Here’s the thing about the Detroit Lions apparel you see here - it was made purely for the Motor City. If you enjoy a paper-thin pizza or wear purple, you’re going to want to skip this Detroit apparel. No need to wait, we've got a full selection of Lions suits, Detroit pants and bow ties, and even more Detroit Lions clothing so you can step into the lion's den. If you don’t mind a bit of motor oil and can house an entire thick-crust pie to yourself, we have the Lion apparel for you.

Here’s the thing about the Detroit Lions apparel you see here - it was made purely for the Motor City. If you enjoy a paper-thin pizza or wear purple, you’re going to want to skip this Detroit apparel. No need to wait, we've got a full selection of Lions suits, Detroit pants and bow ties, and even more Detroit Lions clothing so you can step into the lion's den. If you don’t mind a bit of motor oil and can house an entire thick-crust pie to yourself, we have the Lion apparel for you.

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Feel the Roar in Detroit Lions Gear

If by some cosmic accident you find yourself close enough to a lion to actually feel its roar and you happen to be wearing your fashionable Detroit Lions gear, four things are probably going to run through your mind.

Your first thought, naturally, will be how absolutely thrilled you are to be getting roared at by a lion while you're wearing your Detroit Lions apparel. What are the odds, right?

The second thought will probably be a meditation on sound waves. When you feel a sound wave, what you're actually feeling are the minute shifts in air pressure between low-frequency lower-pitched sounds and high-frequency higher-pitched sounds. Of course, since the only real concrete knowledge you have about sound waves came from a quick online search to write a product description about feeling a roar, you probably won't dwell too long on that.

For your third thought, you'll probably circle back around to the sweet Detroit Lions fan gear you're sporting and how it would be an ironic shame to have it damaged by a lion.

Which brings us to the fourth and final thought you'll have - “Man alive, I should probably get away from that angry roaring man-eating lion.”

Stand Out in Awesome Lions Fan Gear & Apparel this Season

"This meeting of the Underground Lizard People Trying to Take Over the Surface World will now commence. All hail Krangrite, King of the Underground!"

"Hail Krangrite!"

"Now, for our first and only order of business," Vollag shuffled the papers in front of him. "The time has come, brothers. Our takeover of the surface dwellers is at hand!"

"Hail Krangrite!"

"Tomorrow night, dressed in Detroit Lions gear, Crenflang will covertly infiltrate the human's gladiatorial event they call football. Secrecy is of the utmost concern. He cannot stand out, which is why we've procured the Detroit Lions apparel. He will blend in with the crowd and our takeover will begin!"

"Hail Krangrite!"

It was a flawless plan thought up by Underground Lizard King, and it would have worked too. Unfortunately, Crenflang the Destroyer was wearing our Detroit Lions fan gear. He stood out as a superfan, was discovered, and failed his mission.

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