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Houston Texans Gear

Houston Texans apparel that any true cowboy would wear. This line of Texans apparel is the modern-day version of chaps, spurs and a bandana. In other words, if you’re wearing this Texans clothing, there’s a good chance you’ll be asked to saddle up and cut some cattle. So there's no time like the present, hop on in and get yourself some Texans suits, pants, or any of our other Houston Texans gear and get ready for game day.

Houston Texans apparel that any true cowboy would wear. This line of Texans apparel is the modern-day version of chaps, spurs and a bandana. In other words, if you’re wearing this Texans clothing, there’s a good chance you’ll be asked to saddle up and cut some cattle. So there's no time like the present, hop on in and get yourself some Texans suits, pants, or any of our other Houston Texans gear and get ready for game day.

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Show your Texans Pride in the Best Texans Gear.

Welp, it happened again. We were spitting up writing duties for these long-form collection descriptions and our zany intern, Lyle, put his hand up. So, here’s the deal. Lyle’s roommate’s brother-in-law’s co-worker has an uncle who works on a ranch in Houston and wears Texans gear on a daily basis. Lyle wanted this to be “authentic” so he sent this dude some of the Texans clothing you see here in exchange for him writing this copy. So without further ado, here’s Wyatt James Madden’s breakdown of our Houston Texans apparel.

“Listen here, city slickers. We don’t fancy you metropolitan folk too much. When it comes to Texans pride, we’re more serious than a rattlesnake bite. And if you weren’t aware, rattlesnake bites can be mighty serious. Like deadly serious. Back in my day, we used to play “the rattlesnake game” and buster, let me tell you, that was serious business.

So show your Texans pride in the best Texans gear - the gear that you see right here. If you don’t, you’re not a true Texans fan.”

Woof. Needless to say, if you don’t get any of the Houston Texans apparel on this site, there’s a good chance we’ll be cutting Lyle’s internship short. Go Texans.

Be Game Day Ready in Houston Texans Clothing & Apparel

Texas is a special place. Everything is bigger. It’s like that video game where the guy eats a mushroom and gets bigger. While that is a pretty ridiculous concept that was most-likely lifted from an old novel where a lady chases a rabbit down a hole, Houston Texans tailgates are, in fact, bigger than many in the nation.

Which is why being game day ready in Texans gear is so important. You can’t just show up all willy-nilly in the usual garb. You need Texans clothing that matches the state. So we’ve created this checklist to determine if you have the right Houston Texans apparel:

  • You purchased the clothing on this website
  • When you purchased this Texans gear, you got the right size
  • You wore it on game day

And that about does it. If you checked all of the items on the list above, you’ve done it. Congrats, y’all.

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