Every Day is Football Day in Sweet Miami Dolphins Gear
Can you imagine if every day was football day? What a fantastic reality that would be. Along with Miami Dolphins apparel, you’d also enjoy couches, television and delicious snacks all the time. Unfortunately for us and the collective real world, that’s not in the cards. But with the Miami Dolphins gear on this website, you’ll at least feel like every day is football day.
This got me thinking: if there was such a thing as Football Day, what would it be like? First off, Football Day would be a federal holiday - absolutely no one would work. Second, there would be an unspoken rule that everyone had to wear their favorite team’s apparel - including Miami Dolphins pants. Third, if it’s not fried, you are not allowed to eat it. And finally, NFL football would be on television every hour of the day.
It’s probably a good idea that every day isn’t football day. Our entire infrastructure would crumble. Absolutely nothing would get done. I guess it is possible to have too much of a good thing. So we advise you to capture the essence and spirit of football day by rocking this sweet Miami Dolphins gear and go about your normal-life business.
Fins Up in Miami Dolphins Apparel!
Of all of the sea mammals on this big blue rock we call Earth, dolphins are some of the smartest. The air-breathing permanent swimmers can detect bombs, do basic arithmetic and are some of the most playful companions in saltwater.
Which is why “fins up” has to be one of the funnier mottos in professional football. I like to imagine fins up is the dolphin equivalent of a high five. Imagine a bunch of dolphins, huddled around an aquatic television, dressed head-to-toe in Miami Dolphins gear (including Miami Dolphins pants), rooting for the Dolphins and giving each other high fins - or as we know it, fins up.
While this might seem outrageous, consider this: if real dolphins had to select an NFL team to root for, wouldn’t they root for the Miami Dolphins? It’s not like they root for the Vikings, ya know?
So be like dolphins. Suit up and fins up in this Miami Dolphins apparel.