Born Dat Way in the Best New Orleans Saints Gear
This title, which I did not write, is fairly preposterous. Let’s break it down. First off, I’m really not sure if, in the history of humanity, a baby has come out of the womb wearing clothing (let alone New Orleans Saints gear). Although, if a baby did, that baby would instantly skyrocket to the top of the ‘awesome babies’ chart.
Second, Born Dat Way seems like an interesting slant for long-form collection description. To my knowledge, most people become fans after life experiences. To infer that a fresh baby is born as an instantaneous fan of a team seems illogical. Then again, the fact that you are here, on a New Orleans Saints apparel collection page, reading a 200-word long-form collection description, means that logic has gone completely out of the window.
Born Dat Way? You’re gosh dat right you were. So don the New Orleans Saints clothing you see before you and fulfill the destiny you were born to have. New Orleans Saints blazer, New Orleans Saints overalls, New Orleans Saint pants - in the end, the decision is up to you. Your fandom, apparently, is not.
Wear Black & Gold Saints Clothing for Life.
Again, I did not write this title, although this one does make more sense than the other above. Much like your favorite cartoon characters, you could theoretically wear black and gold Saints clothing for the rest of your life. What’s better, the collection you see before you can absolutely help this cause.
Think of it this way: if you had to exclusively wear black and gold New Orleans Saints apparel for the rest of your life, wouldn’t you need a New Orleans Saints blazer? Let’s say you had to attend a wedding (formal only) - boom, we got you.
Let’s say that your farmer uncle needed you as a ranch hand for a summer. You are meaning to tell me you are going to try to toss hay, feed swine, pick eggs and pull crops in a Saints jersey? Absolutely not - that’s why these New Orleans Saints overalls are just what you need.