As much as you hate to admit it, the Robinson’s down the street throw a Fourth of July barbecue that makes the Jones’ Christmas party look like the Miller’s Arbor Day soiree. But this is your year. You’re ready to cement yourself as the most patriotic partier this side of the county line. It’s not going to be easy though. You’ll need to have your American flag gear in check: the right BBQ meats, drinks, drinking games, tunes, and most importantly the best patriotic American flag accessories (we’re talking American flag ties, patriotic suspenders, and USA sunglasses) to ensure that you’ve crafted a summer party the likes of which the lawns of your street have never seen before. Here’s what you’ll need to do:
The last piece of the puzzle to win the 4th of July block party/destroy the neighborhood is spreading the love. So get some matching patriotic accessories for the ones you love and enjoy the majesty of American flag apparel together. The more people feel invested in the event, the more you can feel justified in not cleaning up after your dog once he’s done pinching one out on the Robinson’s lawn. It’s a win, win, win. So cement yourself as the neighborhood alpha household this summer, and go win that BBQ with these red, white, and blue accessories.