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Men's american flag onesie
Men's american flag fleece onesie
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Striped USA print adult onesie
Adult USA onesie for men
Men's american flag onesie
Men's american flag fleece onesie
Guys american flag fleece onesie
Striped USA print adult onesie
Adult USA onesie for men

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We nicknamed this USA onesie Clinton's Full Body Condom because A) you're only going to want to take it off once things get steamy B) It'll hold back anything, including farts, that may expel from your bod-bod C) It's full body protection you'll actually want to use and D) you'll have to hide the sexual relations you have with it, it's that soft. Don't be ashamed to spend 25/7 in this American flag onesie, it's not going anywhere just like Bill Clinton's delightfully decrepit face. 

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Product Details

  • 80% cotton 20% polyester
  • Loose fit for extra comfort...or an extra person *wink wink*
  • Unisex
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed By: Allie in Boulder, CO
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