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There are so many good one-liners for this TV color bar print suit. Because we know you've always wanted a suit that looks like a bunch of carpet samples sewn together. Stand in front of a TV and confuse your grandma. Planning on over-indulging? Throw up on it, no one will notice. Reminiscing on the fact that your parents didn't have cable as a kid and so you are now cursed to wear the TV color bar summer suit as a reminder of the only thing you watched when you turned on your functionally useless box television set? Yea, it's good for that too. As you can see from the pictures, the model also demonstrates some other things this TV bar summer suit is good for, like sitting on 1970s box televisions while wearing sunglasses waiting for beautiful babes to walk by and standing against grey walls pondering the societal effects of technological innovation. 

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Product Details

  • Some real men have curves, some are thin as rails. Mix and match any size jacket with any size pant…only at Shinesty.
  • Material: 100% Polyester, 200% Awesome
  • Brand: Opposuits
  • Pant & tie sold separate
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