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Long Leg Ball Hammock
Boxer Micro Modal


3x softer
than cotton

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keeps your legs warm
during thighbernation

Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Here you have it, our greatest masterpiece, our Sistine chapel ceiling, our Mona Lisa: a pair of long leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly featuring carney balloon animals making whoopie. The world doesn't deserve art like this, but to keep something this beautiful to ourselves would represent a crime greater than sin itself. 

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