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Description

What do you get when you squish a bunch of chalk dust together into a heart shape and then write something corny on it? The worst candy known to man. These raunchy cheeky undies add some fresh spice to an old classic. Plus the font is small enough that your partner will have to get all up in your crotch to read them.

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Product Details

  • MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
  • Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
  • Soft & flexible waistband
  • No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk

Materials & Care

  • 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
  • Naturally breathable MicroModal liner
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors
  • Hang dry
  • Avoid fabric softener
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