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1BUST
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2WAIST
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3HIPS
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Description
What do you get when you squish a bunch of chalk dust together into a heart shape and then write something corny on it? The worst candy known to man. These raunchy boyshort undies add some fresh spice to an old classic. Plus the font is small enough that your partner will have to get all up in your crotch to read them.
Product Details
MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
Anti-muffin top non-elastic waistband
No itch tagless design
Mid rise boy short with full coverage
Materials & Care
95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Naturally breathable MicroModal liner
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Hang dry
Avoid fabric softener
Description
What do you get when you squish a bunch of chalk dust together into a heart shape and then write something corny on it? The worst candy known to man. These raunchy boyshort undies add some fresh spice to an old classic. Plus the font is small enough that your partner will have to get all up in your crotch to read them.
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Product Details
MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
Anti-muffin top non-elastic waistband
No itch tagless design
Mid rise boy short with full coverage
Materials & Care
95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
Naturally breathable MicroModal liner
Machine wash delicate with like colors
Hang dry
Avoid fabric softener
Read More
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