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Anyone in the green Xmas camouflage flight suit knows Christmas cheer is for nerds. Real holiday cheer comes from too much ethanol and your auntie giving you socks as a present. That's not sarcasm either, as a clothing company we appreciate a good pair of socks. The point is that enjoying the holidays isn't as easy as it looks in the movies. So unless you have a million aunts poorly wrapping a million pairs of socks for you, you gotta take control of your holiday destiny... You gotta dress like a Christmas tree.
Product Details
91% Polyester / 9% Spandex / 100% Sex
Jumpsuit with XXXtra long 26.5" zipper
Wide collar with flared leg opening
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Dain W. in Boulder, CO
Description
Anyone in the green Xmas camouflage flight suit knows Christmas cheer is for nerds. Real holiday cheer comes from too much ethanol and your auntie giving you socks as a present. That's not sarcasm either, as a clothing company we appreciate a good pair of socks. The point is that enjoying the holidays isn't as easy as it looks in the movies. So unless you have a million aunts poorly wrapping a million pairs of socks for you, you gotta take control of your holiday destiny... You gotta dress like a Christmas tree.
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Product Details
91% Polyester / 9% Spandex / 100% Sex
Jumpsuit with XXXtra long 26.5" zipper
Wide collar with flared leg opening
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Dain W. in Boulder, CO
Read More
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