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Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.
1BUST
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the tape measure level under the arms and across the back.
2WAIST
Measure yourself around your natural waistline.
3HIPS
Measure yourself around the widest part of your butt.
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Description
The Christmas tree camouflage skater dress is just like concealer, but for your entire upper half. Now you can blend in to your most joyous Christmas surroundings and escape all the things that make the holidays truly horrible: carols, the spirit of giving, family, etc. This Christmas Tree Camouflage dress is your only chance to make an escape when it's too cold to run away from home. It's a party trick on par with your ability to make all the eggnog disappear.
Product Details
94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
Full length sleeves
Pockets!
Reversible from front to back for different necklines
Above the knee skirt
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co
Description
The Christmas tree camouflage skater dress is just like concealer, but for your entire upper half. Now you can blend in to your most joyous Christmas surroundings and escape all the things that make the holidays truly horrible: carols, the spirit of giving, family, etc. This Christmas Tree Camouflage dress is your only chance to make an escape when it's too cold to run away from home. It's a party trick on par with your ability to make all the eggnog disappear.
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Product Details
94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
Full length sleeves
Pockets!
Reversible from front to back for different necklines
Above the knee skirt
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co
Read More
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