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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The threat level midnight

$26.99
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The mystery ball hammock with fly

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Not all ice is created equal, so I'd like to rank my three favorite types of ice for you today: 

3. Giant blocks of ice: have you ever got ice block sliding? You get a block of ice and sit on it and slide down a hill. invigorating. Or, have you chucked one in a swimming pool and played with it until it melts? Fun as heck.

2. Ice made out of something that's not water: like iced coffee cubes. It's pretty neat to not water down your beverage if you ask me. 

1. Pebble Ice: like the kind you get at country club ice makers and the Sonic drive through.

If you're a true ice connoisseur like me, then you belong in this pair of polarized Macho sunglasses named after my favorite frozen delicacy.

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Product Details

  • Revo lenses to protect from harmful light
  • Hides 100% of dark circles
  • Polarized
  • Doubles as 80s sunglasses and ski sunglasses
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