The Guy From Colorado
Blue Colorado Flag Hawaiian Shirt
Never again do you have to tell every single person you see that you're a native, this Colorado Hawaiian shirt does the talking for you. So if you wind up in the back alley of Paddy's Pub and someone asks if you've got some jazz cabbage, just point to the shirt. It won't give them any answers, but it will let them know you're a native, making you 10x more fit, forward-thinking and outdoorsy. And you don't even have to hit the gym.
Basically, anything with a Colorado flag on it instantly becomes cooler, and this Colorado flag button-down shirt is no exception. Now that I think about it, it's completely ironic that we even call this a Colorado Hawaiian because those are two completely opposite states. But more people vacation to Colorado from Hawaii than just about every other state, so we're going with "cultural integration".