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The I dump your ass Hawaiian is what you wear post-glow-up. A shirt like this is the 80s equivalent of "new phone, who dis?" This may elevate confidence, leading you to question your relationship. Which, in turn, may lead you to dump their ass and have Foreigner play from somewhere in the background.

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Product Details

  • Relaxed Fit
  • 70% Polyester 20% Cotton 10% Spandex
  • Supa soft woven material
  • Front pocket for your cellie, rear pocket for a backup brewski
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by: Dain W. in Boulder, Co
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