Cowboy American Flag Boys Boxer Brief
It's never too soon to teach Junior about the subtle art of not crushing his bait and tackle. Does he have feeling down there? Probably not, but if he's anything like the legions of you guys who sent us photos of children bawling because they didn't have underwear like dad, well, clearly they have feeling somewhere.
Spoiler alert, it's their hearts, and they're aching for Boys Ball Hammocks.