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Better not spill cream cheese on these cream trees. Introducing the Pine Tree Playboy Holiday Blazer, the first ugly Christmas sweater suit that screams "I'm made of money but I'm modest with my spending". We're not saying you'll sell platinum records, we're saying that if Wu-Tang Clan made a Christmas album, the Creamy Trees would be on the cover because cash rules everything around them and creamy trees rule everything around Christmas.  

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  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes
  • Pant & tie sold separate
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