The Daddy Claus
Red Santa Christmas Kimono
Picture it: 280 pounds of jolly hanging loose in a sexy, red and white Santa Claus kimono as the man himself stares down a fridge full of cookies and heavy cream. Missus Claus got her present early but Santa's still full of Christmas spirit and he's in a giving mood. As a cool breeze sweeps across his open red Christmas kimono, he considers waking the reindeer and firing up the sleigh. He's not gonna deliver any presents, he just wants to spread a little more of his Christmas cheer. But then again he'd have to change out of his red Santa kimono and he's far too comfortable to do that. No, if anyone wants his Christmas cheer... they'll have to come to him... and his sleek Santa Xmas kimono.