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Long Leg Ball Hammock
Boxer Micro Modal


3x softer
than cotton

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keeps your legs warm
during thighbernation

Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


It's not about the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean, baby. Well in the case of these 8.5 inch inseam long leg Ball Hammock®, it's also kinda about the size of the wave. You told us that size matters to you, so we added 2.5 inches to the legs of our tried and true Ball Hammock®.

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