Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches.
Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.
1CHEST
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under the arms and across the back.
2WAIST
Measure yourself around your natural waistline.
3HIPS
Measure yourself around the widest part of your butt.
4SLEEVE
Measure from the center back of your neck, over the shoulder,
along the arm to your wrist.
5INSEAM
Measure from the crotch to the bottom of the hem.
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May we present the KFDD Derby Party suit... Wife dragging you to a Kentucky Derby party again even though you live in Sacramento? Did you get scolded last year for drowning your face in Mint Juleps to make up for your poor social skills? Don't understand why the fastest two minutes in sports creates such a buzz but when you complete the fastest two minutes in bed it leads to disappointment? Then you've come to the right place. Don't feel bad. You might not know it from looking at us, but we're socially awkward too. And here at Shinesty, we design clothing that helps socially awkward people such as yourself avoid serious conversations. Slip this baby on and it's all they'll talk about, no chatter about kids, work, or who you're voting for.
Product Details
Modern Slim Fit Blazer: We suggest sizing up if you're between sizes.
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co
Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
Pant & tie sold separate
Description
May we present the KFDD Derby Party suit... Wife dragging you to a Kentucky Derby party again even though you live in Sacramento? Did you get scolded last year for drowning your face in Mint Juleps to make up for your poor social skills? Don't understand why the fastest two minutes in sports creates such a buzz but when you complete the fastest two minutes in bed it leads to disappointment? Then you've come to the right place. Don't feel bad. You might not know it from looking at us, but we're socially awkward too. And here at Shinesty, we design clothing that helps socially awkward people such as yourself avoid serious conversations. Slip this baby on and it's all they'll talk about, no chatter about kids, work, or who you're voting for.
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Product Details
Modern Slim Fit Blazer: We suggest sizing up if you're between sizes.
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, Co
Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous