May we present the KFDD Derby Party Bow Tie... Wife dragging you to a Kentucky Derby party again even though you live in Sacramento? Did you get scolded last year for drowning your face in Mint Juleps to make up for your poor social skills? Don't understand why the fastest two minutes in sports creates such a buzz but when you complete the fastest two minutes in bed it leads to disappointment? Then you've come to the right place. Don't feel bad. You might not know it from looking at us, but we're socially awkward too. And here at Shinesty we design clothing that helps socially awkward people such as yourself avoid serious conversations. Slip (and we do mean slip this thing is a slip on) on this preppy little bow tie on and it's all they'll talk about, no chatter about kids, work, or who you're voting for. You are welcome.
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Pre-tied derby themed bow-tie
100% Polyester
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
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May we present the KFDD Derby Party Bow Tie... Wife dragging you to a Kentucky Derby party again even though you live in Sacramento? Did you get scolded last year for drowning your face in Mint Juleps to make up for your poor social skills? Don't understand why the fastest two minutes in sports creates such a buzz but when you complete the fastest two minutes in bed it leads to disappointment? Then you've come to the right place. Don't feel bad. You might not know it from looking at us, but we're socially awkward too. And here at Shinesty we design clothing that helps socially awkward people such as yourself avoid serious conversations. Slip (and we do mean slip this thing is a slip on) on this preppy little bow tie on and it's all they'll talk about, no chatter about kids, work, or who you're voting for. You are welcome.
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Product Details
Pre-tied derby themed bow-tie
100% Polyester
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
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