Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches.
Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.
1CHEST
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under the arms and across the back.
2WAIST
Measure yourself around your natural waistline.
3HIPS
Measure yourself around the widest part of your butt.
4SLEEVE
Measure from the center back of your neck, over the shoulder,
along the arm to your wrist.
5INSEAM
Measure from the crotch to the bottom of the hem.
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Description
You don’t have to be the type of person who keeps caviar on deck for your morning fried eggs and crème fraîche. You could be an Eggo-waffle-with-peanut-butter-and-oj-straight-out-of-the-bottle kinda guy. You don’t have to be rich to look rich. Everything you see is an elaborate ruse. Slip into this black label gold jacquard suit and red carpets will roll out in front of you, champagne will flow, and beautiful people will swoon at your presence. Enjoy the perks that come with looking really really ridiculously good looking, you deserve it.
Product Details
Black label for pure class
Tailored fit
Satin accents
2 rear vents for tailored fit
Dual hand pockets; Single Chest pocket; Four internal pockets
Pants & bow tie sold separately
Pant & tie sold separate
Materials & Care
100% Polyester custom woven with metallic thread
Dry clean only
Description
You don’t have to be the type of person who keeps caviar on deck for your morning fried eggs and crème fraîche. You could be an Eggo-waffle-with-peanut-butter-and-oj-straight-out-of-the-bottle kinda guy. You don’t have to be rich to look rich. Everything you see is an elaborate ruse. Slip into this black label gold jacquard suit and red carpets will roll out in front of you, champagne will flow, and beautiful people will swoon at your presence. Enjoy the perks that come with looking really really ridiculously good looking, you deserve it.
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Product Details
Black label for pure class
Tailored fit
Satin accents
2 rear vents for tailored fit
Dual hand pockets; Single Chest pocket; Four internal pockets