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Introducing the Grey Madison, the newest addition to our American flag-lined blazer. Featuring a subtle grey outside, but a bold American flag print on the inside, you'll ask everyone if they're American, only to follow with "I want you inside me." 

This American flag blazer is just like a middle-of-nowhere porta potty. Why? Because from the outside it looks normal, but when it's open you are greeted with the most pleasant surprise. Nobody has exploded a mega dump, and instead, it smells of roses and Grandmas living room. Hand sanitizer sits gently on the wall, ready to cleanse the hands and warm the heart. This American flag suit jacket isn't a normal porta potty, it's a portable throne, normal from the outside, but an extraordinary experience on the inside. 

 

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  • 100% Premium Poly-Viscose shell and pants; durable fabric alternative to wool that won't lose finish, resistant to creasing and drapes well, 100% Polyester lining
  • Tailored fit, makes it look like you work out more than you do
  • Jacket features fully-fused front panels with horsehair canvas internal structuring; 2 rear vents, dual hand pockets; single chest pocket; four internal pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Dry clean only
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, CO
  • Pant & tie sold separate

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