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The Mystery Boxer | Surprise Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear

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War is a terrible thing. So we feel it’s important to inform the masses of the conflict that ravages the North Pole each year as supply chains become more congested and Santa’s holiday routine becomes ever more stressful for all involved. Reindeer can shoot laser beams from their frickin eyes and elves do commit acts of violence against leprechauns even though they have more in common than they’d like to admit. Santa also traded in his boomer sleigh for a slick and modern attack craft courtesy of his friends at Area 51. The extra firepower could prove to be valuable in his efforts to defeat the intergalactic Turkey Confederation. The war for the title of best gift giver is almost as fierce as the Holiday Wars, but victory is guaranteed when you snag these holiday war Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear with fly. 


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SHINESTY BALL HAMMOCK
Pouch Underwear Technology

THE POUCH

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

THE POUCH

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

THE FABRIC

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks sweat away faster than a ShamWow.

THE FABRIC

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks sweat away faster than a ShamWow.

THE MAGIC

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

THE MAGIC

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

THE TECHNICALS

Every Ball Hammock features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no-itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

THE TECHNICALS

Every Ball Hammock features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no-itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

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