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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

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War is a terrible thing. So we feel it’s important to inform the masses of the conflict that ravages the North Pole each year as supply chains become more congested and Santa’s holiday routine becomes even more stressful for all involved. Reindeer can shoot laser beams from their frickin eyes, and elves commit acts of violence against leprechauns even though they have more in common than they’d like to admit. Santa also traded in his boomer sleigh for a slick and modern attack craft courtesy of his friends at Area 51. The extra firepower could prove to be valuable in his efforts to defeat the intergalactic Turkey Confederation. The war for the title of Best Gift Giver is almost as fierce as the Holiday wars, but victory is guaranteed when you snag these holiday war boyshort underwear. 

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Product Details

  • MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
  • Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
  • Anti-muffin top non-elastic waistband
  • No itch tagless design
  • Mid rise boy short with full coverage

Materials & Care

  • 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
  • Naturally breathable MicroModal liner
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors
  • Hang dry
  • Avoid fabric softener
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