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For just 8 easy installments of $12.50 this Ugly Hanukkah (aka Hanukah, aka Chanukah) Sweater Suit, which your Jewish bubby will surely love, can rest beautifully in your closet 357 or 356 days out of the year.

You're probably asking, "What do I do about the other 8 days it's not resting in my closet?" We can't say for sure, but we know on the final day, your suit will be rotating around the dry cleaner, free of all the melted chocolate, latke oil stains, and sufganiyot jelly.

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  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model. 
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes
  • Pant & tie sold separate
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