The Crisscross Applesauce
Plaid Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
These Long Leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear will make people think twice about messing with you, cuz you’re a real plaid-ass mother f*cker. And if you’re the type of discerning connoisseur who likes when colors intersect perpendicularly, forget about it.