Glow In The Dark Calculator Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
If you didn't type 58008 into your calculator and then flip it upside down and giggle to yourself and your friends...did you even go to grade school? Come to think of it...do kids even use calculators these days? Or do teachers just let them use their mini computers in their pockets? Really makes you stop and think. But anyways, these glow in the dark so that's an added bonus to the brief existential crisis caused by this pair of Ball Hammock® underwear.