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Long Leg Ball Hammock
Boxer Micro Modal


3x softer
than cotton

Boxer Subscription


keeps your legs warm
during thighbernation

Egg Hammock

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Moisture Wicking

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

Bulge Enhancing

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


If you didn't type 58008 into your calculator and then flip it upside down and giggle to yourself and your friends...did you even go to grade school? Come to think of kids even use calculators these days? Or do teachers just let them use their mini computers in their pockets? Really makes you stop and think. But anyways, these glow in the dark so that's an added bonus to the brief existential crisis caused by this pair of Ball Hammock® underwear.

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