The Sticky Fingers
Halloween Candy Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Which was your favorite candy back in your trick-or-treating days? I'm not asking for you to respond, this is not the correct forum, I'm just setting the scene for telling my own story. My favorites were Kit Kats and Twix. I would trade just about anything to get my sticky fingers on some of that chocolatey goodness. Never have I ever enjoyed chalky-ass Smarties. Why would you give a kid flavored chalk? Anyways...the candies on this pair of long leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly have graduated from kiddo-friendly to completely NSFW. You've been warned.