The Kiss Me There
Mistletoe Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Kissing under the mistletoe is tacky if you ask me but it’s “what the people want” according to my boss. I feel that it’s my duty to advocate for all types of plant based love making. Please enjoy these select highlights of plant lovin’ that didn’t make the cut:
Fuggin’ in the Ferns
Cuddling by the Cacti
Reverse Cowgirl on the Radish Garden