Mugshot Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Old Saint Nick
Wanted DEAD OR ALIVE for criminal sacketeering and crimes against elf-kind. Last spotted wearing nothing but this pair of Mugshot Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly.
Known aliases are “Old Saint Dick” and “Krispy Kringleton”.
If you have any information regarding his whereabouts please contact the North Pole Sheriff's Office at 1-808-MAN-HUNT.