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Long Leg Ball Hammock
Boxer Micro Modal

MICRO-MODAL

3x softer
than cotton

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8.5 INCH INSEAM

keeps your legs warm
during thighbernation

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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

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MOISTURE WICKING

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

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Some will say that this argument is subjective, but it’s completely objective. Pumpkin pie is superior to pecan pie. I don’t care if your great aunt has a 100 year old family recipe for sticky pecan pie, I bet the store bought pumpkin will taste like I just frolicked in a field of yellow fall leaves while a doe sips water from a babbling brook nearby. That sweet pumpkin filling feels just about as soft as this pair of pumpkin pie long leg Ball Hammock pouch underwear.

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