The 50 Shades Of Santa
Holiday Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Santa Claus is a global icon, but he can be a little vanilla for some people’s taste. I’d love to give you all 50 shades of Santa but this is a product description for our Santa Face Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly, not a novel. Here are 10 of the 50 Shades of Santa that are way cooler. If you’re reading this Illuminati, please make some edits for the sake of entertainment.
1. Jiu Jitsu Santa
2. Super Mutant Santa
3. Pizza Delivery Santa
4. Terminator Knockoff Santa
5. Thanos Santa
6. Certified Personal Accountant Santa
7. Naughty Sailor Santa
8. Ghostbuster Santa
9. Joe Exotic Santa
10. International Arms Dealer Santa