The Debauch Banquet
Thanksgiving Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Sometimes, leftovers are downright nasty. First of all, at Thanksgiving dinner, everyone is too busy drinking red wine and demolishing pie with fresh whipped cream to be concerned about that 15 pound turkey and all the fixings sitting on the counter waiting for their Tupperware. Until now, we didn't really know what happened on that over-packed countertop while minding our own business in the dining room. Well, finally, the mystery has been solved. Like I said, leftovers get nasty when you leave them alone for too long.