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Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.
1WAIST
Measure yourself around your natural waistline.
2HIPS
Measure yourself around the widest part of your butt.
Description
Whatever you do, don't wear these American flag swim trunks with boxers. The last thing we want is you looking like you're on a middle school field trip to Water World in a pair of American Flag swim shorts that have more freedom fueled fibers than Betsy Ross on a nude beach. Did you just picture Betsy Ross naked on a beach? Yes, you did, but don't you dare take it back. Just don't wear these swim trunks with boxers and we won't have a problem. ...but if you do decide to wear these bad boys with boxers, make sure it's a pair of Ball Hammock® boxers so your boys don't shrink up into the grundle.
Product Details
Semi-Fitted fits as expected
Lightweight, quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric
Knitted mesh lining, elastic waistband, drawstring w/ metal aglets and grommets
Hidden zippered rear pocket, two front pockets for taking your cellie for a swim
Inseam: It’s a 5-incherboys
Machine wash cold, hang dry
Don’t wear with boxers
Material: 70% Polyester, 20% Cotton, 10% Spandex
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Jessica in Boulder, Co
Description
Whatever you do, don't wear these American flag swim trunks with boxers. The last thing we want is you looking like you're on a middle school field trip to Water World in a pair of American Flag swim shorts that have more freedom fueled fibers than Betsy Ross on a nude beach. Did you just picture Betsy Ross naked on a beach? Yes, you did, but don't you dare take it back. Just don't wear these swim trunks with boxers and we won't have a problem. ...but if you do decide to wear these bad boys with boxers, make sure it's a pair of Ball Hammock® boxers so your boys don't shrink up into the grundle.
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Product Details
Semi-Fitted fits as expected
Lightweight, quick-drying, 4-way stretch fabric
Knitted mesh lining, elastic waistband, drawstring w/ metal aglets and grommets
Hidden zippered rear pocket, two front pockets for taking your cellie for a swim