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Description

Kissing under the mistletoe is tacky if you ask me but it’s “what the people want” according to my boss. I feel that it’s my duty to advocate for all types of plant based love making. Please enjoy these select highlights of plant lovin’ that didn’t make the cut:

Fuggin’ in the Ferns
Cuddling by the Cacti
Reverse Cowgirl on the Radish Garden

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Product Details

  • MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
  • Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
  • Soft & flexible waistband
  • No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk

Materials & Care

  • 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
  • Naturally breathable MicroModal liner
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors
  • Hang dry
  • Avoid fabric softener
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