The Here Be Monsters
Monster Truck Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Sunday…Sunday…SUNDAY! Or any other day of the week is a perfect time to wear this monster truck themed Long Leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear. With so much automotive carnage on your underwear, it’s gonna take some big lug nuts to pull off this look.