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Description

Show your devotion to the glorious state of Montucky with these exclusive cheeky underwear featuring only the coldest of snacks. Sliding on these underwear may be the second most refreshing experience available to mankind. The #1 spot obviously goes to the first sip of Montucky after a long day of leaving your mark on the world.


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Product Details

  • Officially licensed
  • MicroModal material (3x softer than cotton)
  • Lightweight, moisture wicking, & breathable
  • Soft & flexible waistband
  • No-itch flatlock stitching reduces bulk

Materials & Care

  • 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex
  • Naturally breathable MicroModal liner
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors
  • Hang dry
  • Avoid fabric softener
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