The Hair Down There
Mullet Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Consider yourself #blessed that mullets are making a comeback. You are extremely lucky that in this day and age, mullets are equated to physical attractiveness, stamina and confidence. And if you can't grow one, wearing these long leg Ball Hammocks™ comes in at a close second.