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Long Leg Ball Hammock
Boxer Micro Modal

MICRO-MODAL

3x softer
than cotton

Boxer Subscription

8.5 INCH INSEAM

keeps your legs warm
during thighbernation

Egg Hammock
SUPPORTING

There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.

Moisture Wicking
MOISTURE WICKING

The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.

Bulge Enhancing
ENHANCING

Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.


Description

To the untrained eye, the pattern on these Long Leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear may look merely like light blue dots on a dark blue background. But to the seasoned underwear connoisseur, the cerulean spheres burst forth from the field of lapis to create a tableau that challenges our preconceived notions of a father’s role in the family.

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