The Deep Dish
Pizza Hearts Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly
8.5 INCH INSEAM
keeps your legs warm
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and those without balls. We’re here to make a third group.
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Construction workers kept yelling “I’d like to get my hands on a slice of that!” to our artist so she created this Long Leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear print celebrating their love of pizza, since that’s what they must’ve been talking about. We want to tell her the truth, but she’s so innocent it would break our hearts.