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There exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply untrue. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing this Poinsettia Bow Tie. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels of lust and salacious behavior upon first sight. Our legal team has advised me to mention that we are not responsible for any intense love triangles or holiday party love-making sessions that may ensue due to the existence of this Bow Tie.

P.S. I lied and Poinsettias are toxic so don’t let anyone or anything in your life eat it. 

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  • Pre-tied bow-tie
  • 100% Polyester
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
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