Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches.
Please use this chart as a general guide as measurements are approximate.
1CHEST
Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest, keeping
the tape measure level under the arms and across the back.
2WAIST
Measure yourself around your natural waistline.
3HIPS
Measure yourself around the widest part of your butt.
4SLEEVE
Measure from the center back of your neck, over the shoulder,
along the arm to your wrist.
5INSEAM
Measure from the crotch to the bottom of the hem.
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Description
There exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply untrue. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing this Poinsettia covered Christmas suit. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels of lust and salacious behavior upon first sight. Our legal team has advised me to mention that we are not responsible for any intense love triangles or holiday party love-making sessions that may ensue due to the existence of this suit. P.S. I lied and Poinsettias are toxic so don’t let anyone or anything in your life eat it.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes
Pants & bow tie sold separately
Description
There exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply untrue. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing this Poinsettia covered Christmas suit. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels of lust and salacious behavior upon first sight. Our legal team has advised me to mention that we are not responsible for any intense love triangles or holiday party love-making sessions that may ensue due to the existence of this suit. P.S. I lied and Poinsettias are toxic so don’t let anyone or anything in your life eat it.
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Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Designed in Boulder, CO
Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous