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There exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply untrue. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing this Poinsettia covered Christmas suit. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels of lust and salacious behavior upon first sight. Our legal team has advised me to mention that we are not responsible for any intense love triangles or holiday party love-making sessions that may ensue due to the existence of this suit.

P.S. I lied and Poinsettias are toxic so don’t let anyone or anything in your life eat it.  

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Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, CO
  • Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model.
  • Crafted with fully-fused front panels and collar, horsehair-canvas internal structuring
  • External double welt flap pockets and single welt chest pocket; four internal double welt pockets so you can stash cigars, flasks, or any other vices you deem necessary
  • Horn buttons that look so nice they'll make Ralph Lauren jealous
  • Longer hemmed pants for casual shoes
  • Pants & bow tie sold separately 
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