Purple Mirrored Sunglasses
Only two words can accurately describe these Spitfire purple sunglasses. Sex appeal. Don't believe me... check out the image below.
With the purple mirrored sunglasses, that gentleman is a solid 9. Without the retro sunglasses... a measly 6. Not to mention the wiener dog adds 2 points. Oh and the hair adds 1. And of course, the chain/turtleneck combo adds 2. At the end of the day, this guy is a 1. It's not mean or offensive. It's just the way the math works. If you want to add 3 points to your desirability quotient, buy these Spitfire sunglasses.