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As you stare longingly at this tartan plaid Love Lady dress you might remember playing with Lincoln Logs as a kid, building nice little homes for your pretend tiny family. Well fast forward to now, where things aren't as Lincoln Log promised. You live in a studio apartment in the bad part of town. You're a few decades or a few divorces away from even considering buying a house. That's why you don't play with toys anymore (outside the bedroom). In fact, you've got somewhat of a vendetta against homes too. Luckily, in this Christmas skater dress, it's not hard to be a homewrecker.

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  •  94% Polyester, 6% Spandex
  • Full length sleeves
  • Pockets!
  • Reversible from front to back for different necklines
  • Above the knee skirt
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co
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