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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

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Congratulations, you just stumbled upon the most important item of clothing you could ever own. I know you're thinking that this oversized, reversible, ultra-cozy Christmas hoodie is a little bit excessive. I get it. I thought the same thing...until I tried it on. This hoodie is, hands down, the most comfortable thing in the world. I felt like a caterpillar in a cocoon, like a joey in a pouch, like a kitten curled up on a bear rug next to a wood-burning fire, like a gingerbread man soaking in a cup of hot cocoa. Do not miss your opportunity to take this home.

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Product Details

  • Ultra soft, ultra cozy fur/fleece reversible hoodie
  • One size fits most 
  • Adjustable drawstring hood
  • Bungee cinch bottom opening
  • Pockets on both sides 
  • Back bottle pocket 
Materials & Care
  • 100% polyester Fleece
  • 100% polyester Fur 
  • Machine wash delicate with like colors
  • Hang Dry 
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