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The Santa In Texas | Texas Christmas Suit

The santa in texas

The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

The threat level midnight

The Mystery Ball Hammock With Fly

The mystery ball hammock with fly


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When I heard about Santa's part-time cowboy hobby, I naturally assumed he would be riding reindeer, but you can see for yourself that Santa is riding the shit out of a giant bull right here on these pants. I guess it goes without saying that Santa is a thrill seeker, so the lesson here is to take the holidays by the horns, or the antlers, and ride like Santa. And remember: if you wear a saddle it will help you last longer than eight seconds. Now, giddy up.

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  • Made of Premium 100% polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model
  • brand: Shinesty
  • Designed in Boulder, Co
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