The Santa In Texas
Christmas Suit Pants
When I heard about Santa's part-time cowboy hobby, I naturally assumed he would be riding reindeer, but you can see for yourself that Santa is riding the shit out of a giant bull right here on these pants. I guess it goes without saying that Santa is a thrill seeker, so the lesson here is to take the holidays by the horns, or the antlers, and ride like Santa. And remember: if you wear a saddle it will help you last longer than eight seconds. Now, giddy up.